Which Always Sunny Character Said It Quiz.

“I will eat your babies, b*tch!”

“The acid’s making me feel like I gotta take a dump.”

“This music sounds like whales raping each other.”

“So you think not eating cat food is putting on airs?”

“We’re trying to give you the Christmas spirit, dickhole!”

“You ask to see a woman’s breasts on the street, you get slapped. You give her a free t-shirt and videotape it, and the clothes come right off.”

“Grain alcohol, baby! Whenever there’s a potential riot, I’m getting blasted on grain alcohol.”

“Let’s pretend you aren’t who you are and just try to attract a woman.”

“Dude, do you have a boner right now?”

“When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.”

“I’m in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha!”

“That’s why we call it Charlie work.”

“I’m not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.”

“I think I’ve made myself perfectly redundant.”

“If you’re dealt a bunch of lemons, you gotta take those lemons and stuff them down somebody’s throat until they see yellow.”

“Eating your drinks? That is genius!”

“I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.”

“I’m loving this canned wine thing.”

“A couple of hot dogs will calm me down.”

“I just want to be pure.”

“I’m getting blackout drunk and you’re all leaving me alone.”

“I hate listening to people’s dreams. It’s like flipping through a stack of old photographs. If I’m not in any of them and nobody’s having sex, I just don’t care.”

“God, you’re disgusting. A disgusting animal.”

“Good morning, Juarez family!”